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About Me

I'm a retired, undefeated professional boxer. I've got a Master's in Directing and I'm working on my PhD in Philosophy. I'm an ordained minister of the ULC. I've got 2 African Tortoises and the emotional maturity of a 3 year old. I like to play. I like to laugh. I can talk like you think (if ye be alky like me). I try to make sense of it all. I give up. I'm a work in progress, always going somewhere, always there. Both/and. Simultaneous fun factory. I'm a member of the Evangenitals and provide half the girlbits of Evangina. I like being alive.

Remember the scary part in pinocchio when they go to Toyland and turn into donkeys? I'm kinda like that.

P.S.
I believe in you.

My Interests

meaning of life, pugilism, paradoxes, pickles, blueberry jam, buddhist koans, radical honesty, quantum physics, philosophy, sonic art, the goons, living, loving, aimless wandering, road trips, stile project, flash animation

Music

al green, ween, queen, kool keith, dougie fresh, trevor wishart, jeremy zuckerman, firehose, flaming lips, dead milkmen, evangenitals, circle jerks, wayne newton, faust, can, john maus, ariel pink, apeyga, david bowie, anything hawaiian, too many to name

Movies

repo man, eraserhead, mod fuck explosion, henry fool, tetsuo: iron man, sweet sweetbacks baaaaaaadaasss song, sam fuller, russ meyer, dirty movies

Television

the awful truth: I rarely watch TV, but the shit I dig is/was discovery channel, dating shows, springer, xena, jackass, taxi, welcome back cotter, and the golden girls. avatar, and arrested development are kicking my ass right now.

Books

henry miller, jd salinger, bulgakov, unamuno, god, buddha, spinoza, nabokov, torncello, goethe, anything dirty